November 2009
Pray on this one, Internet: Hideki Matsui looks kinda like Elliott Smith.
October 2009
Voltaire Ancillary #celebritybabynames
Tangram Saint Laurent #celebritybabynames
Am I the only one that thinks Animal Collective sounds like the soundtrack to Dhalgren?
Autotune has been worth all the pain, if only for the use of it on Biz Markie. http://bit.ly/24bUMz
Mixing shit up is how you build new shit.
– http://www.randsinrepose.com/archives/2008/03/06/i_dont_multitask.html
Yes, sir, I realize this was a poor time to tell you that you sound like “Yakity Sax” when you’re angry.
Don’t stop dreaming: it _is_ possible to flip a car over in the 10 mph departure lane.
If you have any sense, you will flee Chase Bank now, as quickly as possible. Horrible, horrible fuckers.
The only explanation I can come up with is @ashleygoldberg had the cat help her open this box of Grape Nuts.
Bring Nicholas Felton to Kickstarter! http://bit.ly/6skbR
The grey desktops are all wrong, Minimal Mac. You meant to post this three times a day: http://bit.ly/GhjTG
The Paris Review - Interviews →
Stuffed with grilled food by @Remender, still trying to say “squirrel” like @DanniRemender.
Turns out colored taco shells don’t count as innovation. Give back your quarterly bonus, Jones.
Yes, T.S. Eliot was a St. Louisan. Not with a bang, but a whimper.
By day two, this chutney has reevaluated its life goals, and taken on a new major.
Worldchanging 101: An Anniversary Collection →
Adam’s ode to his favorite computer speakers... →
Transmission-X Comics • Digital Drawing Videos →
In some households it is apparently okay to order a single burrito and make your boyfriend watch you eat it, burritoless.
How much of Portland’s green policy is offset by its residents’ insistence on turning on the furnace when it hits 65°?
Copy Editing at The New Yorker Magazine. An... →
LIFE - Google Books →