April 2009
wound up tight as a pack o’ muffins
Post office line schadenfreude is all that keeps me going some days.
March 2009
Wow. The MLB Network is staffed by the Not Quite Ready for ESPN Players.
Am I the only one weirded out by the fact that Step One at all these sites is “Okay, give me all your passwords.”?
Attempted raccoon-proofing the crawlspace with jalapeño jar juice. I’ll let you know how that works out, Internet.
Unscheduled 2-hr. stop at Les Schwab Tires. Grr screw.
Learning How to Think →
Growling raccoon fight in the bathroom ceiling.
Accountant re-fail.
How to Create Exploded Isometrics →
Wondering if I should wake Ashley up to tell her about her inbox. http://bit.ly/thefolksloveit
Watch the sixth episode of Dollhouse and pretend it’s the pilot. Go from there. You’ll miss some backstory but gain a whole mess o’ urgency.
Makes me a little homesick http://tinyurl.com/5j52gt
The true entertainment of the used baby name book is the previous owner’s highlighting.
Fantasy baseball draft approacgin hour three, round 17… nnnnnnggggggg
Here’s how that went: BRAIN: Press H. [FINGERS press G] BRAIN [seconds later]: Press G FINGERS [whispering]: We just _did_ that… ignore him.
Another day of beer, last.fm, and layer masks.
Unicode/UTF-8-character table →
Whoa. Spring smell took me back to getting off the 6 at 51st to go to work at Colgate.
Oh man, Google Voice is so future.
Also: wingtips wingtipped. Zappos fancies me up again.
Zombied some zombies, now portraiting some portraits.
aw man, now I need a haircut and shave http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810022133/trailer
Shit, everybody: I forgot to learn how to contribute anything meaningful to the economy.
Scored a copy of The Last Whole Earth Catalog this weekend. Paper internet gone wild!
I think buying Oregon Trail would be the end of me.
We experienced a near-complete failure of party. But the five guests were well-fed.
party downgraded to a small get-together. SO MUCH BOOZE LEFT.
Party ready for partygoers.
Lobbying to @ashleygoldberg to name tonight’s drink “That Yellow Bastard”.
Newspapers and Thinking the Unthinkable →
1 room, no view →
Taking @jamiesuit and Diana to the coast.
Isadora NEEDS to eat that Dark-Eyed Junco outside, apparently.
The Official Creebobby Comics Archetype Times... →
“Castle” seems to be alternate reality Moonlighting. In an alternate reality where people read.
My sister sent my reading for the wedding: a bit of Douglas Adams. AWESOME FAMILY IS AWESOME.
Bracing myself for a three-hour stay in this theater seat.
Being and Mindfulness →
Oh man wallet twitching http://www.thebeatlesrockband.com/
Tool Academy is a real thing, and not just a beautiful dream?
Now, how to adapt these to home use? http://tinyurl.com/azalng
So tired of the bullshit printmaker v. digital print street cred wars on Etsy. “I DEMAND YOU SUBSIDIZE MY OLD-FASHIONEDNESS!”